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  1. Video Synopsis: <http://www.xtranormal.com/profile/2590839/>
  2. Hauk fail, utter fail. This is why:
  3. `21:09 < hauk> Some roide of a yoke offered to flash me for the setlist last night.`\
  4. `21:10 < lithium> "a quickie round the back and you've a deal"`\
  5. `21:10 < dever> i hope you accepted`\
  6. `21:10 < hauk> Well. I refused, and kept the setlist \o/ And it was Primordial. She wasn't fucking gettin it`\
  7. `21:11 < hauk> I thought "If i want to see tits I got the internet."`\
  8. `21:12 < dever> hauk: you FUCKING NERD`\
  9. `21:12 < dever> right now, i am ashamed of you`\
  10. `21:12 < dever> seriously`\
  11. `21:12 < dever> and ashamed for you too`\
  12. `21:13 < hauk> If she offered a ride it would have been hers.`\
  13. `21:13 < dever> hauk: have ye never heard of haggling?`\
  14. `21:14 < hauk> dever: Yeah, but she wasn't getting it.`\
  15. `21:14 < dever> hauk: obviously`\
  16. `21:14 < dever> what a load of shite`\
  17. `21:15 < dever> someone should just ban hauk`\
  18. `21:15 < dever> ban him from life`\
  19. `21:16 < hauk> Fuck sake`\
  20. `21:16 < hauk> dever: </3`\
  21. `21:17 < dever> and out of 10 - what rating would she have gotten?`\
  22. `21:18 < dever> 10 being delicious, 1 being bet down`\
  23. `21:18 < hauk> Oh she was a ride. Bout 8`\
  24. `21:18 < phier> haha`\
  25. `21:18 < dever> hauk: you fucking tool`\
  26. `21:18 < Arq> Ah ye see, if she was a nine it'd be different.`
  27. ## The Setlist Incident: Part II
  28. So hauk went to an Amon Amarth gig and proceeded to fap over it on IRC
  29. the next day.
  30. `21:58:07 hauK | Lads, I could get used to flashing V.I.P badges.`\
  31. `21:59:07 hauK | I got a VIP badge last night.`\
  32. `22:00:17 train | setlist story part deux?`\
  33. `22:00:32 hauK | NO.`\
  34. `22:00:40 hauK | There was no offer of boobs this time.`\
  35. `22:00:52 haus | would you have swapped the VIP pass for a ride though?`\
  36. `22:01:12 train | good, hard hitting question`\
  37. `22:01:16 train | hauK: response`\
  38. `22:01:18 train | go`\
  39. `22:01:32 hauK | hmm.`\
  40. `22:01:50 hauK | yeah that's a no.`\
  41. `22:01:58 train | :(`\
  42. `22:02:02 lithium | ololz`\
  43. `22:02:16 train | the saga continues`
  44. ## A victim\...
  45. \... is what I am.
  46. dever: OUT
  47. Yes, you are. A victim of yourself.
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