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  1. The Parabolic Messiah will lead you, his victims to destruction and
  2. damnation. Do not be fooled by the well-stroked beards of their
  3. blasphemous armenian bishops. Beneath the tempting facade lies a greater
  4. evil than you can imagine. Turn away from the Parabollicses, and walk in
  5. the light of the Cow, and you will be saved.
  6. This public denunciation is made on behalf of the [Most Holy Order of
  7. the Giant Blue Space
  8. Cow](/Most_Holy_Order_of_the_Giant_Blue_Space_Cow "wikilink") (may she
  9. moo forever).
  10. \--Doc
  11. ---
  12. The heresy spoken by the followers of the false bovine will be forgiven.
  13. They need only see the beauty of the Perfect Parabola. When we The
  14. Parabolic Messiah send the Most Holy Spike, Holiest of Shapes on it\'s
  15. annointed journey to destroy the Pillar of Ugly Liberty, they will
  16. understand the mistake they have made. Even now, the First Armenian
  17. Bishop spreads the word in far off lands. The time will come, when all
  18. will understand the Perfection of the Parabola, and will rejoice in
  19. it\'s meaning.
  20. (makes the holy sign)
  21. \--afro
  22. ---
  23. To date, foreign missions to Hawai\'i, Massachusetts, and most of Europe
  24. have been completed, thanks to the amazing proselytic powers granted to
  25. the Hierarchy (by, coincidentally enough, the Hierarchy).
  26. \--sandman
  27. Originally from the [Encyclopedia](/Encyclopedia "wikilink")
  28. [Category:Encyclopedia](/Category:Encyclopedia "wikilink")