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Up_and_Down_the_Bar.md 7.9 KiB

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  1. May 25, 2010.
  2. tl;dr Merchelo is a cunt.
  3. `18:00:50 Tiny | m8i7koko9o`\
  4. `18:01:12 Tiny | gay ass`\
  5. `18:01:42 Tiny | fucking lag`\
  6. `18:07:20 moju | lol`\
  7. `18:11:33 d_fens | :D`\
  8. ``\
  9. `19:01:38 moju | oh`\
  10. `19:01:41 moju | just for comedy value`\
  11. `19:01:43 moju | root@dev:/home/tiny# uname -a`\
  12. `19:01:45 moju | Linux dev.landa2.com 2.6.32.2-xxxx-grs-ipv4-32 #1 SMP Tue Dec 29 14:41:18 UTC 2009 i686 GNU/Linux`\
  13. ``\
  14. `19:08:34 --> | Merchelo (~merchelo@merchelo.redbrick.dcu.ie) has joined #lobby`\
  15. `19:08:36 Merchelo | oh hai`\
  16. `19:08:42 carri | Merchipoo!`\
  17. `19:08:43 HAUK | Hai`\
  18. `19:08:43 Merchelo | drinks eh?`\
  19. `19:08:47 Merchelo | i won't be there`\
  20. `19:09:03 Merchelo | m8i7koko9o`\
  21. `19:09:06 Merchelo | m8i7koko9o`\
  22. `19:09:09 Merchelo | gay ass`\
  23. `19:09:14 Merchelo | fucking lag`\
  24. `19:09:16 HAUK | lol`\
  25. `19:09:25 Merchelo | passwd`\
  26. `19:09:29 Merchelo | FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU`\
  27. `19:09:32 Merchelo | lol`\
  28. `19:09:40 goldfish | trolling scum.`\
  29. `19:09:41 Merchelo | redbrick, outputting retards since lil_cain`\
  30. `19:10:41 goldfish | lol`\
  31. `19:13:16 nemo | lulz eipc trulz`\
  32. `19:15:03 Tiny | Merchelo: next time i see you i promise i will beat you up and down the bar..`\
  33. `19:15:07 goldfish | I hope it's as funny when you accidentally put a password into IRC.`\
  34. `19:15:14 Tiny | no need to be a fucking CUNT..`\
  35. `19:15:34 carri | :/`\
  36. `19:16:16 Tiny | you werent here when it happened either you just logged in to be a dick`\
  37. `19:16:26 Tiny | TROLLING IDIOT..`\
  38. `19:16:39 Angelkat | o_o`\
  39. `19:16:42 moju | lol`\
  40. `19:16:47 Darz0re | free passwords getting handed out?`\
  41. `19:16:55 Tiny | aparently`\
  42. `19:17:25 Darz0re | oh, you pasted it here`\
  43. `19:17:27 Darz0re | noob`\
  44. `19:17:38 moju | hopefully no one used it maliciously`\
  45. `19:18:10 Darz0re | >_>`\
  46. `19:18:14 Darz0re | <_<`\
  47. `19:18:23 goldfish | THE PUNISHER IS IN TOWN`\
  48. `19:18:39 Tiny | PUNISHER AINT GOT NOTHING ON ME ;)`\
  49. `19:19:49 Tiny | Darz0re: lag on connection, i didnt realise it worked though i got it wrong so i entered it again..`\
  50. `19:20:03 Tiny | thought`\
  51. `19:20:03 moju | wait`\
  52. `19:20:06 moju | password`\
  53. `19:20:09 moju | then screen -dr`\
  54. `19:20:13 moju | then password again?`\
  55. `19:20:15 Tiny | no,`\
  56. `19:20:19 Tiny | locked screen`\
  57. `19:20:22 moju | ah`\
  58. `19:20:25 moju | shockin`\
  59. `19:20:47 Tiny | but yeah Merchelo, you are a dick and you had better hope i never meet you..`\
  60. `19:21:00 moju | lol`\
  61. `19:21:02 HAUK | lol`\
  62. `19:21:03 moju | why?`\
  63. `19:21:06 goldfish | Tiny: did you miss the part where moju "rooted" your machine?`\
  64. `19:21:09 moju | for pasting your password again?`\
  65. `19:21:51 Merchelo | lOL`\
  66. `19:21:58 Merchelo | m8i7koko9o`\
  67. `19:22:07 Angelkat | so Merchelo Tiny coming next redbrick event? :D`\
  68. `19:22:18 goldfish | [19:01] moju │ oh`\
  69. `19:22:20 goldfish | [19:01] moju │ just for comedy value`\
  70. `19:22:22 goldfish | [19:01] moju │ root@dev:/home/tiny# uname -a`\
  71. `19:22:23 Merchelo | I think i'll sleep in instead tbh Angelkat`\
  72. `19:22:24 goldfish | [19:01] moju │ Linux dev.landa2.com 2.6.32.2-xxxx-grs-ipv4-32 #1 SMP Tue Dec 29 14:41:18 UTC 2009 i686 GNU/Linux`\
  73. `19:22:32 Angelkat | Merchelo: fair enough.`\
  74. `19:25:31 Tiny | lol, this is all funny till you spend a night in a&e i suppose..`\
  75. `19:25:35 Tiny | i await that day`\
  76. `19:28:01 atlas | Are we quite done with the empty threats now?`\
  77. `19:28:11 HAUK | atlas: Give it a minute...`\
  78. `19:29:31 Tiny | well see how empty they are..`\
  79. `19:30:24 Merchelo | empty like me sack after a night with yer auld one`\
  80. `19:38:30 goldfish | THERE'S NO REDBRICK USER TINY`\
  81. `19:40:22 Tiny | no there is not..`\
  82. `19:40:29 Tiny | try a /wi there goldfish`\
  83. `19:41:26 HAUK | Tiny: I hope you changed all your passwords.`\
  84. `19:41:35 Tiny | i did`\
  85. `19:41:39 Tiny | and still am`\
  86. `19:41:46 HAUK | Jaysus`\
  87. `19:42:16 Tiny | on my phone modem`\
  88. `19:42:22 HAUK | OIC.`\
  89. `19:43:02 Tiny | hence the lag issue that started all this`\
  90. `19:43:10 HAUK | Ah`\
  91. `19:43:21 castle | Tiny: twice in three months man, jeebus`\
  92. `19:43:29 Tiny | moju: did you kill anything when you rooted mt machine?`\
  93. `19:43:33 moju | no`\
  94. `19:43:45 HAUK | Lies.`\
  95. `19:43:47 HAUK | ;)`\
  96. `19:43:53 Tiny | did anyone else root it?`\
  97. `19:44:00 Tiny | im noticing sites down`\
  98. `19:44:20 goldfish | he just put your network interface into promiscuous mode and installed a kernel-based keylogger`\
  99. `19:46:29 Tiny | well this is a wonderful use of my time the night before an exam, thought id just get away with changing my rb passwd, but no, people had to go and be cunts..`\
  100. `19:46:45 tnkrbell | Tiny: O_o`\
  101. `19:47:06 Tiny | not in the least the cunt who wasnt evern there when it happed and jumped on the bandwagon, re-pasting it all over lobby..`\
  102. `19:47:46 Tiny | i should have left my password and let one of the cunts get disusered for logging into my RB..`\
  103. `19:48:14 goldfish | you should have`\
  104. `19:49:59 Merchelo | m8i7koko9o`\
  105. `19:50:39 Tiny | HAUK: Cunts is a derogitory tem i use to discribe anyone who did anything with my password, including re-pasting, rooting, and discussing what could be done inthe public domain`\
  106. `19:50:44 Tiny | thats about 6 or 7`\
  107. `19:51:12 Tiny | they will translate to either missing teeth or broken bones i havent decided yet..`\
  108. `19:51:25 Tiny | maybe a combination, we'll see how i feel on the day`\
  109. `19:51:26 HAUK | k.`\
  110. `19:51:35 HAUK | I didn't do anything.`\
  111. `19:51:41 HAUK | I'll be in tomorrow at the exam.`\
  112. `19:51:50 HAUK | I need my handies to write.`\
  113. `19:52:11 nosmo | Behind the bike sheds`\
  114. `19:52:12 Tiny | i know.. you posted after Merchelo and you assumed i was talking to you`\
  115. `19:52:20 HAUK | Ok, cool.`\
  116. `19:53:26 Merchelo | look Tiny`\
  117. `19:53:28 Tiny | Seriously though.. it takes a special kind of attention seeking dickhead to act like merchelo did.. and continues to.. he'll get pleanty of attention when im done with him anyway.. that is for sure`\
  118. `19:53:37 Merchelo | lol`\
  119. `19:53:44 Merchelo | candlelight supper?`\
  120. `19:53:50 Merchelo | walk on the beach?`\
  121. `19:53:52 goldfish | oh dear`\
  122. `20:03:03 HAUK | I'm gonna go for a walk.`\
  123. `20:03:15 HAUK | You lot don't kill each other when I'm gone.`\
  124. `20:03:43 nemo | goldfish: what the fuck, where do you find this shit`\
  125. `20:05:20 winters | whats all this m8i7koko9o shit people keep saying?`\
  126. `20:05:37 robby | winters: WELCOME TO THE PARTY`\
  127. `20:05:56 Tiny | cheers guys,`\
  128. `20:06:16 winters | i saw it on rb and wondered`\
  129. `20:15:22 Merchelo | Tiny: do you know where I live?`\
  130. `20:16:27 Tiny | nope`\
  131. `20:16:41 Tiny | do i want to?`\
  132. `20:16:42 Merchelo | ok, good luck trying to beat the shit out of me so.`\
  133. `20:16:44 Tiny | not really`\
  134. `20:17:20 Merchelo | also, you should update your kernel, I hear there's good security updates in the current one.`\
  135. `20:18:09 winters | THERE HAVE BEEN NO ROOT EXPLOITS IN MY TIME`\
  136. `20:19:20 Merchelo | but that's 2 now, right?`\
  137. `20:19:26 Merchelo | redbrick, and Tiny's?`\
  138. `20:25:59 Tiny | ok.. all honestly (if possible) who was on my ovh box..`\
  139. `20:26:05 Tiny | -l`\
  140. `20:26:13 Tiny | aside from moju`\
  141. `20:26:51 goldfish | not I`\
  142. `20:28:02 atlas | Perhaps you should threaten them some more, that might make them talk.`\
  143. `20:30:13 FUN | Tiny: doesn't look like anyone logged on`\
  144. `20:31:04 credak | FUN: I think he means his server ;)`\
  145. `20:33:02 FUN | credak: But for someone to log onto that it'd have to be the same pass, which is bad security, and they's need the ip etc for his box`\
  146. `20:33:18 goldfish | someone did log onto his server`\
  147. `20:33:18 credak | Ah`\
  148. `20:33:26 goldfish | they pasted it here`\
  149. `20:33:32 FUN | who?`\
  150. `20:46:58 Tiny | right well there goes another hour of study cleaning that mess up..`\
  151. `20:47:33 Merchelo | lol`\
  152. `20:50:35 Merchelo | my time here is up`\
  153. `20:50:41 <-- | Merchelo (~merchelo@merchelo.redbrick.dcu.ie) has left #lobby (m8i7koko9o)`\
  154. `20:50:51 Tiny | what a dick`\
  155. ``\
  156. `[17:52] Tiny | right, well i suppose now i know who my frieds are, found one password i forgot to change because`\
  157. `someone was looking at my linkedIn profile and assumed i had left myself logged in, as it said i had worked as`\
  158. `a Fluffer as expierence.. was nice of that recruiter to point it out to me.. :/`