"In the beginning there was the Cow. And She sneezed and so the Universe was created."
It began in the holy land that is VG38. The Prophet Dave spoke the above immortal words as the Cow (may She Moo forever) revealed the Truth to him. Many have listened to the words of the Prophet and choosen True Salvation by following the Most Bovine.
The Most Holy Order prepares for the coming of the Messiah Calf, so that the Sneeze may come again, and all those who follow the Cow may recieve their reward as the Unbelievers are destroyed utterly.
The primary activities of the Order are: crushing the unbelievers, burning the heretics and the Most Holy Space Project.
Originally from the Encyclopedia