Video Synopsis: http://www.xtranormal.com/profile/2590839/
Hauk fail, utter fail. This is why:
21:09 < hauk> Some roide of a yoke offered to flash me for the setlist last night.
21:10 < lithium> "a quickie round the back and you've a deal"
21:10 < dever> i hope you accepted
21:10 < hauk> Well. I refused, and kept the setlist \o/ And it was Primordial. She wasn't fucking gettin it
21:11 < hauk> I thought "If i want to see tits I got the internet."
21:12 < dever> hauk: you FUCKING NERD
21:12 < dever> right now, i am ashamed of you
21:12 < dever> seriously
21:12 < dever> and ashamed for you too
21:13 < hauk> If she offered a ride it would have been hers.
21:13 < dever> hauk: have ye never heard of haggling?
21:14 < hauk> dever: Yeah, but she wasn't getting it.
21:14 < dever> hauk: obviously
21:14 < dever> what a load of shite
21:15 < dever> someone should just ban hauk
21:15 < dever> ban him from life
21:16 < hauk> Fuck sake
21:16 < hauk> dever: </3
21:17 < dever> and out of 10 - what rating would she have gotten?
21:18 < dever> 10 being delicious, 1 being bet down
21:18 < hauk> Oh she was a ride. Bout 8
21:18 < phier> haha
21:18 < dever> hauk: you fucking tool
21:18 < Arq> Ah ye see, if she was a nine it'd be different.
So hauk went to an Amon Amarth gig and proceeded to fap over it on IRC the next day.
21:58:07 hauK | Lads, I could get used to flashing V.I.P badges.
21:59:07 hauK | I got a VIP badge last night.
22:00:17 train | setlist story part deux?
22:00:32 hauK | NO.
22:00:40 hauK | There was no offer of boobs this time.
22:00:52 haus | would you have swapped the VIP pass for a ride though?
22:01:12 train | good, hard hitting question
22:01:16 train | hauK: response
22:01:18 train | go
22:01:32 hauK | hmm.
22:01:50 hauK | yeah that's a no.
22:01:58 train | :(
22:02:02 lithium | ololz
22:02:16 train | the saga continues
... is what I am.
Yes, you are. A victim of yourself.